-----Rick James

Virgin?? You decide?

Marlee was actually born on MY birthday, how special is that? She is 3 years old and could actually pass for comin right out of my own body…

now back to my Stacy lynn…. Today being her birthday and all, reminded me of a nice little debate that Ms. Brandi and I had over cocktails at the Ritz… she decided to ask me if I thought Stacy was still a virgin? and with no hesitation, I said “of course she is. ” only to be followed by a cynical chuckle I might add… I said she is, really!! I’m sure she is, she had a boyfriend and all, but I don’t think they would have done that yet” Brandi says “Kimi she is almost 17 years old, you don’t think she has had sex yet?” oh girl we are gonna have to call Dana (my sister, her mother) on this one! I couldn’t get in touch with her so I moved onto Lisa (Stacy’s second favorite Auntie ) are you pickin up on the competition here people… so anyway… Lisa and I ponder over this as well and we both conclude, that yes indeed our little Stacy is still a virgin.

A few days later my sister Dana returns my call and absolutely confirms that my angel Stacy Lynn is of course a virgin.. but just to make sure don’t think she didn’t march right over to Stacy to say that her God Mother (wink) had been inquiring, and she wanted to know if she was still a virgin… (good one Dana)..AND JUST INCASE YOU ALL ARE WONDERING ……….she confirmed her virginity… Naïve??, I don’t think so!